Tuesday, January 27, 2026

HERE’S A THOUGHT: WHAT ABOUT THE NORWAY LETTER?

 


Imagine for a moment that Donald Trump isn’t doing something insane every minute of every day. (Wouldn’t that be nice)? Forget that he’s violating the Constitution a mile a minute, ignoring judges and court decisions, covering up and—by omission or commission—encouraging the murders and abductions of Americans and immigrants alike. Forget his rambling, disconnected, word salad speeches. Forget his habitual lies, his paranoia, his psychosis, his lack of any sign of human empathy or remorse, his pathological quest for absolute power, his psychopathic criminality and felonious behavior.

Forget all of the things for which he should clearly be impeached and/or declared incompetent and removed from office, and with regard to which Republicans continue to pretend they are “business as usual”. Forget all that and let’s just look for a second at the lunatic missive Donald Trump recently sent to his Norwegian counterpart, Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre.

In a letter that was syntactically and grammatically childish and totally unpresidential—obviously the president’s own puerile words penned or dictated with no adult supervision in the room—Trump, addressing the PM by his first name (as if it were going to be a “friendly” letter, which it wasn’t), basically whined about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize. As ever, in his inimitably childish style, he not only lodged his complaint but threatened retribution. The message was, basically, I didn’t get the peace prize I wanted, so now, I’ll show you! You don’t reward me for peace? Okay. I’ll give you aggression instead. And it’s all your fault!

Actually, not even that made any sense whatsoever. The fact is that the Norwegian government plays no direct role in selecting Nobel Prize laureates. Winners are chosen independently by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. The only involvement the government has is through the parliament, which selects the five people who will sit on the Nobel Committee. But neither the administration nor the legislature exercises any influence at all on the selection process. So before throwing his little hissy fit, Trump, who has been fishing for a peace prize (on what basis, your guess is as good as mine) since 2016, didn’t even bother to bone up on how the Nobel selection process actually works—and neither, obviously, did any of his very apparently useless staff. 

Below is the actual text of the letter (which, I’m convinced, my fourth-grade grammar school teacher would have graded with a D-minus and told him to do it over in accordance with accepted rules for formal letter-writing):

Dear Jonas:

Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.

Thank you!

President DJT

Okay. It’s a short letter but there’s a lot to unpack. First, Trump’s claim of having stopped eight wars is, to say the very least, highly disputed. Trump exaggerates everything. He even used to admit to “hyperbole” in talking to the public. (Some might call it “lying”). While it’s true that the US weighing in on certain violent situations in recent geopolitics has influenced at least temporarily different outcomes, “ending eight wars” is a gross exaggeration—one clearly designed to foster his baseless claim to Nobel laureate status.

Here, by way of example, are a few of the disputes Trump claims to have solved:

 - The big one, Israel and Hamas. While the current so-called ceasefire might be considered a major step toward halting a brutal war, Israel continues to attack Palestinian civilians and Hamas is threatening to end the tenuous truce unless the Netanyahu government discontinues its lethal strikes and lifts restrictions on the entrance of humanitarian aid, which it has limited to the point of constituting a war crime. Netanyahu has made it clear that any second stage in the deal brokered by the US will not include reconstruction of the devastated Gaza Strip, but will rather be strictly about “disarming Hamas and demilitarizing” the war zone. While the US-brokered truce is largely holding, it is hardly a smashing success. Some 71,000 Palestinias, mostly civilians and many children, have been slaughtered since these latest hostilities began, and 480 of those fatal Palestinian casualties have occurred since Trump claimed to have “ended the war” in October of last year.  The decades-long path to a permanent end to the war, which will only conclude when there is a viable two-state solution, promises to be arduous, if achievable at all, and won’t be possible without deployment of an international peacekeeping force, the dismantling of Hamas, and withdrawal of Israel from Palestinian territory.

 - Israel and Iran. Trump gets credited for ending what was, indeed, a 12-day war. But it wasn’t exactly through award-winning peace negotiations that he did it. Back in June, Israel launched attacks on Iran, targeting its nuclear facilities and its military leaders. Netanyahu then called on Trump to do the same but with more devastating weapons that Israel didn’t have. The Netanyahu government played it as a “mutual interest” move, saying that the aim was to keep the Iranians from building a nuclear weapon. Iran’s political leaders denied that the government had been engaged in the creation of atomic arms. The Trump regime negotiated a ceasefire, but not before calling in powerful US airstrikes on Iran’s nuclear energy facilities at Fordo, Isfahan and Natanz. While Arizona State University’s McCain Institute indicates that there wasn’t “any real end in sight before President Trump got involved and gave them an ultimatum,” Lawrence Haas, senior US policy fellow at the American Foreign Policy Council, has a different take. Haas says that while the US was instrumental in cobbling together a ceasefire, that truce is barely more than a temporary respite from a continuing “day-to-day cold war.”

 - Egypt and Ethiopia. Mediation efforts, which do not directly involve the United States, have stalled in what is best described as heightened tensions, but not a war. At the center of the controversy is the Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam on the Blue Nile River, inaugurated last September. The decade-old project has long fostered friction among three countries in the region, Ethiopia,  Egypt and Sudan. Egypt opposed it out of hand, since that country’s agriculture relies almost entirely on the river for irrigation. Sudan says that the Renaissance Dam threatens its own dams and has generated fears of flooding. During his first term Trump’s administration tried to broker a deal among the three African nations but didn’t manage to get them to agree. So, not a war and no agreement, despite the Great Prevaricator’s assertions to the contrary.

 - India and Pakistan. An incident involving the slaying of tourists in Indian-controlled Kashmir brought India and Pakistan closer to the brink of war than they had been in many years. But they eventually managed to negotiate a ceasefire. Trump claims he brokered that truce for which he offered trade concessions. Pakistan, just in case, thanked Trump, after the US president starting claiming a diplomatic victory. But India has flatly denied that the US was ever involved, and has stated specifically that there was never any conversation between US and Indian leaders regarding trade concessions in connection with the ceasefire. The Indian government has underscored this by saying that the negotiations and the truce were completely bilateral.  Nor did the tensions ever spill over into full-blown war.

 - Serbia and Kosovo. The 1998–1999 Kosovo War was an armed conflict between Serbian/Yugoslav forces and the ethnic Albanian Kosovo Liberation Army (KLA). It resulted in more than 10,000 fatalities and the wholesale displacement of Albanians. NATO intervened in March 1999, with a bombing campaign that forced Serbian withdrawal and established a UN-administered, largely autonomous Kosovo. While the Trump regime lists an alleged Serbia-Kosovo conflict as one of the “wars” Trump has solved, the fact is that there has been zero threat of war between these neighbors in recent years. Furthermore, Trump has made no significant contribution to improving their bilateral relations. Tensions have been a constant since Kosovo, a former province of Serbia, declared independence in 2008. But those tensions have never reached the point of full armed conflict. And if anyone should get credit for peace in the region, it is NATO-led Peacekeepers, deployed there for decades, and the 100 nations that have recognized Kosovo as a free nation. No war, then, and you can’t stop a war that doesn’t exist. It’s true that, during his first term, Trump negotiated “a concept” of a deal between the two countries, but most of what was tentatively agreed to never reached fruition. So, sorry, Mr. President, but no cigar. 

 - Rwanda and Congo. Trump has indeed played a key role in peace efforts between these African neighbors, but the effort wasn’t his alone, and the conflict is far from over. In the past year, mineral-rich Eastern Congo has seen the re-emergence of the M23 rebel group, which claims to be protecting territorial interests. They also claim that some personnel in the Congolese Army were participants in the horrific 1994 Rwanda Genocide. Rwanda backs M23. Last June, Congolese and Rwandan foreign ministers signed a peace deal at the White House. But M23 has made it clear that it won’t abide by an agreement from which it was excluded. Only days after the agreement was signed at the White House,  rebels seized a city in Eastern Congo. Qatar has also sought to cobble together a ceasefire deal between M23 and Congo, but both parties to the deal continue to accuse each other of violations. So, does saying you stopped a war count if the war continues?

 - Armenia and Azerbaijan. It is true that Trump last August hosted a meeting of leaders of these two countries, where they signed their intention to end a territorial conflict that has lasted since the 1990s. They also committed to an eventual peace treaty. Foreign ministers from the two nations initialed the White House agreement, but their parliaments have yet to ratify it and their leaders have failed to sign it. So is a peace deal no one has formally agreed to a peace deal, or just an expression of good intentions? What has, however, actually kept the two working toward normalizing ties is a 2020 Russian-brokered truce. But that hasn’t kept Azerbaijani forces from launching blitz attacks to regain territory lost to Armenia. So again, has Trump singlehandedly stopped that war, and has that war actually ended? Not so much.

But again, let’s put all that “peace hyperbole” aside and just talk about the letter itself.

Go back, if you will, and re-read this self-indulgent, unhinged, hysterical and demented letter, and ask yourself, honestly, in your heart of hearts, for yourself and no one else, no matter what your political leanings might be, if this sort of behavior would be tolerated from any president but Donald Trump. Although it is laughable to even entertain such an idea, imagine the outcry from Republicans if this letter were signed by Barrack Obama or Joe Biden. In fact, imagine the outcry from Democrats, who would immediately be asking themselves if their governing party’s president had completely lost his mind.

In the case of Obama it is unimaginable. Never has there been a more mentally acute president. But even on his worst day, at the end of his term, when Joe Biden was sometimes vague and seemed at a loss, it is equally unimaginable that any such letter would ever have made it off his desk and into circulation. First because, even in his worst senior moment, it would never have occurred to Biden to write or dictate such a letter, and second, because he had a real staff made up of real professionals, not a perverse and acquiescent cabinet of grotesque puppets, who never question the chief, not even when he is about to make a complete ass of himself and the country (which occurs just about every day).

From a technical viewpoint, the letter is schoolboy childish in its content and style. It is littered with the same strange capitalizations and random punctuations that Trump uses in his social media posts. But that is nothing compared to the content. These are the words of a US president—remember, when he writes to another government chief, he is writing in the name of the US as a whole, not, as he signed it, in that of DJT—which reveal gross ignorance of history, international law, and self-determination of nations. But that’s not the worst of it. He even seems totally confused about whom he is talking to.

There appears to be a complete non sequitur between the first line and the second. He first, mistakenly, takes Norway to task for not granting him the Nobel Peace Prize, and then launches right into his justification for wanting to annex Greenland (at least he didn’t call it Iceland this time), saying that Denmark can’t protect it from Russia and China. There appears to be a tacit admission in this that Trump has absolutely no idea whom he’s talking to.

This begs the question, can Donald Trump be so abjectly ignorant of geography and geopolitics that he actually believes that Norway and Denmark are the same country? Or, worse still, could he have slipped so deeply into dementia or insanity that he just wandered from one subject to the other without realizing one had nothing to do with the other? Even the strange and disconnected “Thank you” at the end of the letter seems totally improper and out of place. Thank you for what? For listening to his diatribe?

This letter in itself is disturbing and should scare every American out of his or her wits. Even more so when it becomes clear that this missive was never vetted, never checked, apparently never seen—or at least not seen by anyone sane. That is a sobering thought, because it means that while the chief of staff and secretary of state are busy brutalizing Americans and stirring up trouble abroad, Donald Trump is on the loose, demented, unhindered and without supervision in his role as the most powerful head of state on earth.

Praying folks should be saying, “God help us.”

If there was ever clear cause to invoke the 25th Amendment, this letter is it.

 

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